next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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