they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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