we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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