that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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