id be glad to
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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