His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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