he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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