Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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