Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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