It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize
