do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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