I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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