Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
