Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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