k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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