Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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