Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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