So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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