i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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