i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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