I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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