North Korea, Best Korea!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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