My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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