did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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