Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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