You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Randomize
