Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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