it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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