nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Bring me that man meat
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
