yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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