You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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