He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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