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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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