Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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