you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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