I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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