make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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