I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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