brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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