Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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