New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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