oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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