I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
