U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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