i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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