I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I love you. Go after that dick
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