I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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