No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
should my penis look like a turkey
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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