Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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