Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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