you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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