Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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