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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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