Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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