why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Randomize