How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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